RAW Review 17/3/14

I don't get the fuckin time to give a wee intro here because Triple H has awready made his way into the ring to give us all a piece of his mind. He's only ever protected Daniel Bryan, and the fans are to blame for the melting oor DBry is gonny get at Wrestlemania. He's going to end Bryan and the Yes Movement. Batista rudely interrupts and he's got a mean expression on his face (or at least, I think that's what he was going for). No way was he coming back to be in a triple threat match for the title. Triple H actually fell asleep on his feet at one point and only got woken up when Randy Orton's music hit. He's ragin' anaw. Everyone's ragin'. He wants oor wee hero in a no DQ and he fuckin gets it. Hunter then enters his seemingly inevitable midlife crisis and tells them baith to shut the fuck up, and that when he beats Bryan at Mania - it'll be HIM in the triple threat for the title. I'd love to say I didny see that coming. Funnily enough, I actually think a working feud for the title between Hunter and Bryan would be smashin'. But moving the fuck on...

The Shield vs The Wyatt Family

While writing the Elimination Chamber review, I came to the realisation that there was no way I could word, without rambling on too much, just how good this match was. I sit here almost 48 hours later and I've got to tell yees, the words still don't seem right. So instead of giving a full, detailed breakdown of the entire match, which lasted a good 40 minutes I think, I'll pick apart some of the key points throughout the match and dae my best to paint a picture of how braw it was. First, though, I'll take some time to appreciate each member of baith teams. The six boays.

Elimination Chamber Review

Well, this is a familiar story. Another Monday morning where I've woken up and quite wished I hadn't. Just a couple hours more sleep. That's aw I ask. That and for WWE's PPVs to not be laden with bullshit results that make me want to cry masel to sleep. This wasn't a bad show btw, as expected from the match card, it lived up to the entertainment side of things and at one point had me jumping about like a nutter, MD in hand, screaming ma heid off because of how braw a certain match was. I'm sure you all know which match. This was WWE's last PPV before Wrestlemania so the results of these matches basically outline the Wrestlemania card, so they had to get it right. They didny. Typical.