WRESTLEMANIA XXX PREVIEW

Let's just ignore the fact that I haven't reviewed the last two shows before Wrestlemania. I'll tell yees for why that is the case - RAW was shite, and I haven't watched Smackdown yet. Good enough reasons, I feel. But as I sit here, 3 and a half hours away from the "Showcase of the Immortals", I find myself in dire need of something to pass the time, so here goes...

Smackdown Review 21/3/14

Firing them oot lads. Firing them oot. It's time for Friday Night Smackdown, and we kick tonight's show right aff with a match between two of the best cunt's aboot...

RAW Review 17/3/14

I don't get the fuckin time to give a wee intro here because Triple H has awready made his way into the ring to give us all a piece of his mind. He's only ever protected Daniel Bryan, and the fans are to blame for the melting oor DBry is gonny get at Wrestlemania. He's going to end Bryan and the Yes Movement. Batista rudely interrupts and he's got a mean expression on his face (or at least, I think that's what he was going for). No way was he coming back to be in a triple threat match for the title. Triple H actually fell asleep on his feet at one point and only got woken up when Randy Orton's music hit. He's ragin' anaw. Everyone's ragin'. He wants oor wee hero in a no DQ and he fuckin gets it. Hunter then enters his seemingly inevitable midlife crisis and tells them baith to shut the fuck up, and that when he beats Bryan at Mania - it'll be HIM in the triple threat for the title. I'd love to say I didny see that coming. Funnily enough, I actually think a working feud for the title between Hunter and Bryan would be smashin'. But moving the fuck on...